7am: shift starts
8:30 am: Man phones work and informs supervisor he will leave at 11am because he’s going to prison tomorrow and wants to spend time with his kids. Fair enough but he’s known he’s going to court for 6 mnths and not told anyone he’ll be finishing work early today.
11am: Man asks supervisor if he has anyone to cover for him so his mates aren’t left in the lurch
11:01: Supervisor says “No, we didn’t have enough notice to arrange your cover".
11:01:30: Man quits. Supervisor suggests where he should go.
11:30: Man calls supervisor back and says, “If I don’t go to prison tomorrow can I have my job back?”.
11:31: WHATTT!!!